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edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS.

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geekygallifreyan:

bohemiannerdsody:

assemble-the-assbutts:

bulletinthechest:

erwilde:

xbrokenrosesx:



 Can you explain me why is that picture so heartbreaking? WHY?

#because even then he did feel like he belonged #because he belongs on Earth with Dean

But does no one want to talk about how Anna is precariously hanging over the edge of that platform like that!?

It’s almost as if she wants to fall.

Gabriel looks like he wants to jump

geekygallifreyan:

bohemiannerdsody:

assemble-the-assbutts:

bulletinthechest:

erwilde:

xbrokenrosesx:

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 Can you explain me why is that picture so heartbreaking? WHY?

#because even then he did feel like he belonged #because he belongs on Earth with Dean

But does no one want to talk about how Anna is precariously hanging over the edge of that platform like that!?

It’s almost as if she wants to fall.

Gabriel looks like he wants to jump

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doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

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the-pietriarchy:

women in scifi alien species:

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empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

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I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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